My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
That sad moment when you realize someone has unfollowed you.
And you sit there staring at your follower list like:
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thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw .
– no one (via meggannn)(Source: zahrabahrabobara)
Via ugh, breathing. breathing's boring.FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox) Via Ducks Are CuteBrb dying.
HOLY SHIT.
*melts into a puddle
WELL, OKAY.
DAVID?! WOW.
um,….gjkdfsghfdghdh
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